Stupid in Portland

Stupid Oregon Laws? Doesn’t everybody arrest their dog getting a little!

Beaverton: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. • Dishes must drip dry. • Eugene: It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. • Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. • In Oregon anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing malt beverages. • In Salem, Oregon, it’s illegal for patrons of establishments that feature nude dancing to be within two feet of the dancers. • In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. • It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. • It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex. • It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. • It’s against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.  • Just to let you guys know. there is a law in Portland, Oregon saying that it is illegal to own bolt cutters but yet they sell them in all the  local hardware stores. One of our friends got pulled over for carrying a bolt cutter down the street and the police took it away from him saying it was illegal for him to have. (Reader Submitted) • Klamath Falls: It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. • Marion: Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. • Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. • Myrtle Creek: One may not box with a kangaroo. • No more than two people may share a single drink. • One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e., that which covers one’s body from neck to knee. • One may not box with a kangaroo. • People may not whistle underwater. • Portland: It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. People may not whistle underwater. You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. • Salem: Women may not wrestle in Salem. Springfield It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. • Stanfield: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. No more than two people may share a single drink. • The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart. • You may not pump your own gas in service stations. • You must let your dishes drip dry.

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